Marry me Google …?



Every wondered what life would be like without Google. How many times a day you say, or think in your head "I'll google that" or how many fashion collections have you easily sat front row at because you typed the designers name into Google. In this day an age it's sometimes scary to think about the future- are we all going to be sitting in individual pods dating, working, sleeping online. Think of something that would be arguably impossible to live without whether it be inconvenient or just bloody annoying, does Google fit that bill… I know people have legally married the Eiffel Tower and the Great wall of China but has anyone legally married GOOGLE yet? Because if not … SHOTGUN !!!

Just imagine if Google was a person, how big would their head be !!… One thing we all know is that if Google was a woman, Google maps would be a hell of a lot easier to use right.

Dare me to say Google one more time …go on … GOOGLE.