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| Chanel Couture S/S 14 |
It was all about the waist and a few touches of everyones favorite 90's roller disco at the Chanel Couture S/S 14 show. Making Chanel even harder to wear for us paupers, apparently now you also need to buy a corset to wear underneath your Couture design so you are not at high risk of looking like a pig trying to escape its elegantly crafted blanket.
I do too wonder who comes up with these ideas for accessories, how many Chanel clad skaters do you see down your local skate park …. exactly. So what ever possesses Chanel to make elbow protectors?? "Because they are Chanel and they can do what they want" I hear you saying. Correct they can do whatever they want and no one would dare batt a heavily massacred eyelid, but I have another conclusion from my synopsis- Chanel have indeed worked out that the only people left on this earth who are not still paying their student loans 20 years later, who have not got a mortgage because you could swap a bean for a cow in their day and who aren't spending the majority of their time online being subconsciously targeted into spending unnecessary amounts of money on that bath mat they just really don't need…. basically the ones with money are the old folks …. and what goes better with a Stannah chair lift than some Chanel knee and elbow pads to protect that expensive fragile skin.
